negrotic:

Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift

she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick

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i gotta carry my phone around with me 24/7 just in case nobody texts me 

(Source: ginberry, via unfboy-deactivated20130319)

moonpettles:

Life is unfair. You put someone first who puts you second. You study your ass off for a final only to get a C. You give 110% to someone in a relationship who only gives 40%. You’re there for a best friend at 3:00am and the next day they don’t pick up their phone. It seems like you’re giving everyone everything and they’re just walking away with it.

(Source: shehlovee, via foryouidcountthesaltunderthesea)

lolsofunny:

Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone

You guys thought I was kidding…

omG

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(Source: stairway-to-mercury, via timemakesnomistakes)